Stephen: Adoption ad for “demonic chihuahua” goes viral

Published on April 12th, 2021 @ 3:19 PM



Tyfanee Fortuna wants to be completely honest with you; she’s had a difficult time finding a home for a tiny foster Chihuahua named Prancer, because “there’s not a very big market for neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating dogs that look like gremlins.” Fortuna’s now viral Facebook post says Prancer has her family “in the grips of the demonic Chihuahua Hellscape he has created in our home.” Prancer, who Fortuna says was spoiled by his previous owner, an elderly woman who never socialized him, took a while to show his personality, but now acts “more like a vessel for a traumatized Victorian child that now haunts our home.”

She also says Prancer could possibly offer “better protection than capitol security” – as long as you’re a woman.  Prancer hates dudes.  Fortuna also recommends a home without kids for Prancer, writing “He’s never been in the presence of a child, but I can already imagine the demonic noises and shaking fury that would erupt from his body if he was.” Fortuna wrote that she knows finding “someone who wants a Chucky doll in a dogs body is hard, but I have to try.”  Prancer’s looking for a forever home through Morristown, New Jersey’s Second Chance Pet Adoption League.





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