Robert: Serial poop thrower arrested in Toronto

A 23 year old man has been arrested in Toronto after spending a few days throwing poop at unsuspecting bystanders. (I really wish I was making this up)

Samuel Opoku was taken in by police and charged with five counts of assault with a weapon and five counts of mischief interfere with property.

The first attack was reported this past Friday, when two people sitting at a table at the Robarts Library at the University of Toronto had a large bucket of liquefied feces dumped on them. (No pun intended)

A second attack occurred Sunday, this time at the Scott Library at York University, where yet another man had a bucket of waste poured over him. Security footage showed a man matching the description of the U of T poop flinger. Two more similar attacks would be perpetrated before police snagged the offender.

Opoku is scheduled to appear in court on Wednesday.



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